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What's up with our favorite source of empty carbs?

Just like Grandma made ...

Well, that is, if Grandma worked for Dow Chemical and created cookies in the company's toxic waste reclamation factory. A class-action lawsuit was filed against the Girl Scouts of the USA, claiming that their cookies contain heavy metals and pesticides, including aluminum, arsenic, cadmium, lead, mercury, and glyphosate. The lawsuit cites a study that found these substances in all tested cookie samples. So help clean up the planet, by eating toxic runoff formed into our most beloved cookies.

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